太遲啦

下次係考試之前就要後悔冇溫書啦......

真係好有常識喎

李太：(正在問時事題)最近邊間學院升格為大學？
謙：好似係叫做……「叢林學院」呀？ (都同「樹」有少少關係既-_-)

李太：咁薩達姆被判咩刑呀？
謙：「咬」刑！

砵甸乍

姐：(改卷中)如果砵甸乍街無割讓到，就唔會叫做砵甸乍街啦，唔通砵甸乍係中國人？
李太：佢姓「砵」……仲要叫做「甸乍」……！
姐：你地第日生個仔叫「癲炸」，生個女叫「喪炒」啦！

葵花寶典

俊：(正在畫「廟宇」的地圖代號)哎呀！我得罪左菩薩呀！
姐：咁快啲出家做和尚啦，又或者至少都轉去釋慧文或者劉金龍……
俊：劉金龍？好似有少少難度喎……
姐：做個小手術啫！
俊：……若要成功，必須自宮！

英文卷「驚」鴻一瞥

Change the sentences following the examples.
e.g.The man was injured by the falling bottle. He was sent to hospital.
　　Injured by the falling bottle, the man was sent to hospital.

1.She ran out of the house crying. Her heart was broken by the news.
Ans: Broken by the news, her heart ran out.